Who's excited? You know, don't tell me it's too early because people who grew up in the ghetto like myself need reasons to celebrate life - Christmas is joyous forever.
Here are some ways I have already begun celebrating this joyous season:
1. Getting out Christmas decorations
2. Shopping for/making gifts
3. Listening to Christmas music
4. Planning holiday events
5. Budgeting for Christmas expenditures
6. Visiting Santa's workshop at the mall
7. Looking for elves
8. Using only red and green paper and pens at work
9. Thinking of things I don't need for Christmas but would definitely like
10. Wondering if overweight old men wearing red could actually be Santa in everyday clothes
11. Watching Christmas movies (so far: The Santa Clause, Santa and the 3 Bears, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
12. Looking Christmas-y (Today I'm wearing a green shirt and my, uh, cheeks are red)
13. Volunteering to help people (well, I do that everyday because I'm so thoughtful, but it is Christmas spirit-filled)
14. Looking at the sky often and thinking, "It might snow tonight!"
15. Baking sweet treats
I'm such a Christmas-pig.
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